Mentally Ill Test:

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' [My old Linksys wireless router, most prominently. The worst part was that it wasn't 'hurting' me in the physical sense. The thing would play goddamn mind games with you.]
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [I pressed R twice, so no worries.]
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. [Sledding in the winter, headfirst. Knocked out for five minutes, then looked like the Phantom of the Opera, what with half my face practically missing.]
[ ] You have been called a blond.

Total: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 7

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [Really just the last two movies, and the 'not getting it' was more along the lines of, "I don't understand, why the hell would people I know tell me to see these movies? Are they really my friends? What else in my life has been a lie?]
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 11

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Total: 14

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [The worst part is most of the time I'll get it wrong. I'll say something like, "Second grade," and hold up three fingers.]
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [Not that I know or would like to know of...]
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [Wore a shirt on inside out for an entire day and didn't realize it.]
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 18

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [lolinbed]
[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [I have the tendency to use it even when, um, it's a short and simple sentence.]
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. ["What" ain't no country I've ever heard of! They speak English in What?]
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. [Am I the only one who finds it odd that this question is placed before the instructions in question..?]

Total: 26

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am 104% mentally ill.

~*~

Meh. I already know that I'm a sick fuck.

Oh yeah, and stolen from some bloke by the handle of "Arse eat" or something like that.

...Arseen? Marcy? Starry? Something like that, I don't know.